Slow A S S

Slow Ass, more commonly seen by the nametag as Slow A S S, was a donkey owned by Stone.

Slow A S S'es birthday is unkown, though where he spawned is disputed. The spawning point is disputed with the two nations. According to StoneComet, Slow A S S spawned on the British Territories of Tulip, or commonly more known as British Territories (Modern day Spartacus). Because the area was Mount Tulip land, Slow A S S was born on Mount Tulip. According to Leaf on the other hand, Slow A S S was born on Spartacus, than walked to the nearby border of British Territories. Either way, both nations agree he is mixed in terms of his nationailty.

Slow A S S was brought from the Territory to Mount Tulip. He, being Stone, origanlly put Slow A S S in the Mount Tulip base, but Slow A S S was stomping on crops, very important Maccu Pichu crops, which were sacared to the Tulipian people. Stone, fed up with the donkey, put him in the sheep pit. Due to a fault in the wall, the donkey kept getting into the base, pissing off Stone.

Slow A S S was tamed on accident. When Stone brought over the Second Elder of the West Village, Stone put the Elder in the Sheep pit in a boat. Well, Slow A S S at the time was in the sheep pit too. Sooner or later Slow A S S got into the boat. Without hurting either the villager or the donkey, Stone accidently tamed the donkey when the time came to put the villager into the modern day West Village. When trying to hit the boat, or get into the boat, Stone kept jumping onto the donkey, which soon tamed him. Furious, Stone actually threatened to smack the ass, but didn't actually do so.

Slow A S S was the first donkey owned and tamed by Stone, and one of the three (disputed) founding fathers of the Great JackAZz Era, an era in which the donkey population would sky rocket. Though while Slow A S S didn't have any childern of his own before his death, he inspired Stone to allow the breeding of Langsam and BoOf-Witty, which than created the donkey named LaOf-Wi. Slow A S S more than likely inspired the traditional naming system of the donkies, which, in a brief viewing of it, mashed the two parent donkies names together, forming a name. Slow A S S, being so important in the growth of devolpment of the Mount Tulip Nation, got an island dedicated to himself and his grave. The island, being "Azucar."

Slow A S S died after the 8th Great Raid, on Feburary 21st, 2021. He accidently drowned to death, after falling into a large water hole.